CarrickEra

Not just the best football Twitter account in existence, but he also happens to own MikeLUHG, JDMNComps and UTDTrey. He is feared among the football Twitter community for his extreme baiting, which is very hard to detect. He also has a Jaul Jogba agenda and is a huge fanboy of Michael Carrick. The greatest defensive midfielder of all time.

CarrickEra please stop being such a tank, you’re my favourite account

by CarrickEra June 5, 2021

Fat Carmikes

a very large, oblong penis shaped like a football, usually taken by T-Henny's

"man, that T-Henny sure likes the fat carmikes."
"word."

by s.askin.m. March 18, 2008

CatMilker

Someone who milks cats. Can be done to male and female.

The Catmilker milked the cat.

by The CatMilker June 3, 2022

Camilyer

The amalgamation of a girl named Camille and a guy named Tyler so as to create one, personality-less being, with the substitution of names for your "favorite" couple who are dating that you no longer understand.

"Man, ever since Camille and Tyler started dating each of them just aren't the same anymore. They're not the cool, outgoing individuals I used to know, but now a rather drab, indifferent being named Camilyer."

by Aladeen November 8, 2012

Carminger Doctrine

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.

Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine

by RustGirl October 27, 2023

Michael Camilleri

A little pansy with no dick and he loves anal

he is a michael camilleri (gay shit)

by heiuqgfler April 2, 2013

Loki Carriker

The tallest hippie in existence, full of love and caring. The best person to have in anyones life, he can change your entire life just by being in it. Knows exactly what to say and how to make you feel comfortable and safe. Can be defined by their caring bright blue eyes and shiny long blonde hair, usually with the cutest smile ever on their face, also known for their skillful bass and guitar playing. Quite skillful also at cuddling, handholding, eye locking and kissing.

Person: How much do you love Loki Carriker?

Me: 🌎➡️🌙➡️🌎

by gaylorf201920 October 10, 2020