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Catloaf

A Catloaf is a meatloaf made from cat meat. It is a Timorese dish and is considered a delicacy among some food connosieurs. The Catloaf was reportedly invented by Joseph Moillet in 1891. Of course this report was made by a drunk named Jim Beehan, so it was from quite an unscrupulous source. In conclusion, on May 20th, 1993 I had a shower.
Would you like some Catloaf on this beautiful May afternoon?
No, I have to take a shower.
by TwotimesTwo May 6, 2005
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Catloaf

A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.
Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats
by saharadryhumor March 1, 2015
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Carload

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.
Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.
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carlofyon

Carlofyon is a material found in the Southern region of Africa known to make some people attracted to the opposite sex. It can be woven into fabric and plastic making it perfect for manufacturers.
Hey Carl, is your ring made out of Carlofyon? Because you are acting like a queer today
by finnabounce June 18, 2019
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Catloaf

The band meatloaf, but instead of being produced with the traditional ground beef, the traditional ingredient is replaced with minced cats.
Oh, look at the stray-cats singing a meatloaf song! They are certainly catloafing.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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carleafe

He is so cute is nice you should be his gf 💕
by OT RUFF November 22, 2021
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Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.
Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.
by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023
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