When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
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Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004
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by The frymaster July 7, 2008
Get the Carl's Jr. mug.Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
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Get the Carl's Jr. mug.Also known as "Carl's Ice Cream" or "Carl's Frozen Custard". Is the best ice cream place in downtown Fredericksburg.
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