Carling

The action of spiking a cupcake into the ground

Yo, want to join me and my friends in some Carling tonight?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

carling talleys

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 24, 2008

Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

by DX25 November 10, 2008