earginity

The virginity of the ears. Usually associated with heavy dubstep songs, before listening to which, people are told they will lose their earginity. Losing one's earginity doesn't change anything, it's just a way to show how sick a dubstep song is.

Stoner 1: Yo man, have u heard dis shit? It's fuckin' nuts!
Stoner 2: No man, put it on!
Stoner 1: Get ready to lose your earginity!

by identificator January 9, 2012

cirginity

Losing your crab feast virginity.

She has lived in Maryland for 24 years and still has her cirginity. What a hipster.

by MD12345 July 30, 2017

Barginity

A. Never having taken someone home from a bar before.
B. Never having been to a particular bar
C. Never having tried the bar's special.

A. Mike holds onto his barginity, he never goes home with trashy girls in bars.
B. Jane still has her Pepper Lounge Barginity, she hasn't even been there once!
C. You're famous for your huricane's here? I guess I have my barginity then! I've never tried one!

by MOD-HBIC December 20, 2009

cangility

(noun) A rare combination of candor and agility, ensuring that expectations are met with a lightning-fast, creative, and informed response to the issue at hand. Not to be confused with bullshitting.

The cangility of the company's sales force led to record profits.

by Curmudgeon57 January 7, 2012

calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washed over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

carlicity

The quality or state of being happy with your car/truck.
especially : great happiness

After detailing my car, I reached carlicity.
Those moments of carlicity are what keep me stable.

by John Jacob Heimer January 5, 2022

chargenity

A special kind of serenity once feels when all his or hers electronic devices are fully charged.

The energy of chargenity lies dormant in all things, waiting to be awakened.
A sense of chargenity came over him before he drifted off to sleep

by RedDawn July 23, 2022