I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

by Dam you November 21, 2005

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

I don’t care that you broke your elbow

This is one of the best insults to end a heated conversation. Some have Been told this insult is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Be careful who you use this insult on.
If used correctly it will end a mans career in seconds!

- I’m about to say it!
- What?
- I don’t care that you broke your elbow

by Blackham66 August 13, 2021

i dont care that you broke your elbow

A vine refrence, often used by school children when are, or are acting like they are angry.

I dont care that you broke your elbow *chuckles*

by Aiden_the_thicc_whale May 25, 2018

I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010

Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020