cardsharp

A stage magician or illusionist who specializes in card tricks.

The master cardsharp was able to make the random card change color, value, and suite before the bewildered audience.

by wereooze October 5, 2007

cardtard

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Alex').

Alex is a cardtard, obviously there can be two runs in one turn in the game of asshole

by Ben Button:) June 10, 2009

Carstare

To stare at someone from your car. Simply the best word & way to make something awkward fast. If you have stairs in your car, even better, you can sit down and stare for long durations.

- Mike pissed me off.
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna carstare at him after work.

by Blue<3 November 20, 2021