carseated

When you grab something (preferably a puppy) by its sides so it can't move its torso but can still fling its limbs and head around, essentially restraining its movement.

Marina carseated her puppy Kora the other day when she was trying to bite her. "What are you going to do about it now, huh?"

by madam123 July 19, 2019

carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

cardinaled

verb. To be on the brink of victory, having overcoming overwhelming odds, then have someone come along and take it from you.

The Cardinals came so close in Superbowl XLIII, but cardinaled it in the final minutes.

by LV_Spiff February 2, 2009

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

carbonated

pop music that is very poptartish, it is called this b-cuz pop is cabonated so why can't pop music be carbonated?

jerry: they played way to much pop music at that party lastnight

larry: yah, it was all very carbonated

by t-la August 24, 2008

Carbonated Doritos

Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth

I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.

by Beasty04 May 3, 2017