Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008

Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

by Fridgemusa February 20, 2006

Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

by HarryJewberry October 04, 2011

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 08, 2022

Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

by jtbillings June 21, 2011

Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

by Dinky Deem and Ki August 23, 2016

Dirty Credit Card Swipe

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

by Tomato Head Ed October 20, 2006