Capology

An apology for accidentally hitting caps lock while typing to someone.

Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human

by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010

capullo

(noun, masc.) bud (literally) glans, the head of the penis (fig.) • Used as an insult it means asshole, idiot. Spanish slang from Spain.

You are a fucking capullo.

by Andres Aragon Camara December 31, 2004

capalot

a female or male who caps a lot but is still humble , never gave a fuck what any nigga or bitch says and is nonchalant 🥰

yo you see that girl . her name is mikah capalot and she arrogant and confident asf💓

by Mimi5609!! May 30, 2019

Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

CapsLock Love Affair

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

capslocky

In fanfiction, or any writing really, when characters take a tone of voice that one would image to be outraged. The author therefore if forced to not only conclude the character's outburst with an exclamation point (or several) but also use caplock to make sure the character's fit is fittish enough.

In this scene, in which Harry is talking to some adult figure, most likely Remus Lupin or Professor McGonagall, he is being quite capslocky:

"Harry, I know you are upset about the Headmaster..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"

"Harry, honestly, you really--"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WON'T LEAVE ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY BECAUSE ALL OF MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD!!!!1 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! DON'T EVEN TRY!"

"Harry--"

"DON'T HARRY ME!"

"Fine." ::walks away::

::Sobs:: "No one knows me anymore." ::Is depressed::

by R. P. December 7, 2006