captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 12, 2002

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012