by joe blow November 13, 2002
by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"
by andrew June 29, 2003
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
by sup3r510th February 24, 2005
Mike: I have a Captain Hook!
by MaddaCheeb24 October 08, 2009
The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
by Rusty Shacklefurt August 14, 2007
A drink consisting of:
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
by LU stoners January 23, 2012