candence

The most wonderful women you’ll ever meet. She will grow up to be a strong, confidence, success, beautiful woman, who cares about her surroundings. She will be the best mother a child could ask for.

she’s so cool! she must be named candence.

by mydogscuterthanyours May 8, 2019

Crapulence

to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. Acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg

My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002

crapulence

crapulence is a hangover, if u dont believe me, look it up in eral dictionaries, cos its in mine. can also use crapulous

sweet party last night, but today i feel crapulous

by Whyteyboy April 25, 2004

cabulance

The thing that rescues you from having to walk home drunk.

Dude, I am totally tossed. Let's get a cabulance.

by chester January 29, 2004

crapulence

Merger of words 'crap' and 'flatulence'.; to accidentally §hî† your pants, thinking you needed to fart.

I thought I had flatulence (gas, needed to fart) unfortunately it was crapulence.

by kc sunshine August 29, 2006

crapulence

Crap, shit, nonsense.

"That guy is full of crapulence!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

CRAPULENCE

the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.

I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.

by LandG July 22, 2010