canuck

Canucks, a very very very good NHL team

Vancouver Canucks

by iw February 19, 2004

Canuck

A small, hairless penguin, found in south western Canada. Canucks have long been known as the Canadian Chupacabra.

A rat with wings is the best way to describe a Canuck.

by Skinner123 November 14, 2011

Canuck

A person grom a country that did burn down the American White house. This country also invented the telephone.

FACT and FACT!

A Canuck went to burn down the American white house again. Also living in the country where the telephone was invented.

by Ted Tederson January 3, 2006

Canuck

A Canadian, noticeable by their tendency to go "oot and aboot" whilst wishing they were still "over home."

Server 1: "Hey, what's the difference between a canoe and a canuck?"
Server 2: "I don't know."
Server 1: "A canoe will tip some of the time!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

Canuck

A person from Canada. Can be used as a derogatory term for a Canadian, but can also refer to the Vancouver hockey team.

"Why don't you canucks go back where you came from" -Mr. Garrison
I can't wait to see the the Vancouver Canucks play the Dallas Stars!

by steakismeat December 2, 2017

Canuck

A race of people who(se)

1) Have a complex about being the USA's little brother.

2) Native language is a molested version of French.

3) Allow rampid uncontrolled immigration in an attempt to increase the tax base so the pursuit of a hollow socialist society can be continued.

4) National hair cut is the hockey mullet.

5) Only contribution to the English language is "Eh"

Reporter: The US economy continues to grow.

(Background): All of the canucks crying.

by G Money Killer December 15, 2008

Canuck

Like an American, except weaker and less inept in basic World and US History. Their daily habits include bashing Americans with unfunny and cookie cut jokes or historic "facts".

Canuck: "We burnt down the White House and invented the telephone!"
Factual History: "Umm, not really."

by hatred October 25, 2003