Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome
by maddyjpg May 21, 2021
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Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
by illwegal June 20, 2021
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A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.
by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012
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by Slymeball January 25, 2021
Get the Canonically mug.Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.
"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
by jii707 June 19, 2021
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an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
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