Cannonball 

Verb/Noun: The type of bowel movement featuring flatulence so forceful that it carries out bits of excrement with it.

Melissa was able to eat Mexican food without getting diharea, and she did not suffer from incontinence, but when nobody was looking or sniffing, she let out a fart that she felt carry out a bit of feces. Horrified, she rushed to the toilet and continued to cannonball in it.

Cannonball by Eric Jean August 17, 2017

cannonball 

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

Dude that splash was sihhhh duuu. A cannonball

cannonball by sihhh dude January 13, 2018

Cannonball 

A ritual participated without blood but the tears of women that did their hair for the pool, the goal is to completely annihilate everything in the region, the winner of the ritual is deemed king of fat asses for all dry landers to fear, the ritual is for shaggy the great to notice you instead of a incoviniance, but worthy to feel 0.001% of his power and say his name once: Norville Rogers

Like, I see you are king cannonball fat ass man. Like, you want to feel 0.001% of my power man?

Cannonball by NocturnalHuman January 29, 2019

Cannonball 

To propel a used condom towards someone or a group of people

I was misbehaving in PE so the teacher cannonballed me.

Cannonball by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

Cannonball 

A cannonball occurs when a person is taking a large hit from a bong and the marijuana is sucked through the bowl and splashes into the bong water.

Holy shit bro that was a huge hit, it cannonballed!

Cannonball by jotchanddavey12fwee March 3, 2019

cannonball 

When you hold your foreskin tightly with your dominant hand, and proceed to urinate within the sealed foreskin vicinity. Wait until maximum pressure is reached, and release upon shower-mates.

Man, Nate got hit with the WORST cannonball yesterday in the locker room!

cannonball by NateDun January 23, 2009

Cannonball 

A “dive” in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible, with the pout pose if creating as much splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie “Deep Impact”

Cannonball by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019