JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable
by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

by cheeseandcrackers February 10, 2021

When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

by Noodle allie February 7, 2021
