calamitybrit

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.

Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal

by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005

Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

Birth Control Casuality

by tbd80 November 18, 2010

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

calamity

A disaster that happened that lead to fighting a big monster by a princess and a hero

Calamity Gonan in legend of Zelda: botw

by Princess Zelda February 10, 2021

calamity trio

a group of 3 girls from a TV show called Amphibia.
THEY ARE HELLA AWESOME

and have anime powers from the 3 stones from the calamity fox

me: do you know the calamity trio?

person: YEAH! they are so cool!

by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 2, 2023