A super hot girl who needs to get laid but when she offers her boyfriend tells her no. Any other guy would love to jump on that but she has a uncanny abilitly to pick homos.
by samissuperawesome December 24, 2009

What an absolute Calin.
by Dumb guy licks memes December 3, 2019

Calin is a welsh name which was first recorded in the 1100s
It is not of Irish origin.
It is a female name
Also sometimes in more recent a male name also.
It is not of Irish origin.
It is a female name
Also sometimes in more recent a male name also.
by MissCalin December 25, 2016

Forcible fart which causes asshole protrusion; An overall terrible Vagina smell; The noise that is made when asians have anal intercourse
1. Damn bro i just blasted in my pants so hard i think i just Caline-maddened myself
2. God what is that terrible noise and smell? Its almost like there was a group of asians getting caline-maddened
2. God what is that terrible noise and smell? Its almost like there was a group of asians getting caline-maddened
by Mr.Stinkfinger March 20, 2011

Similar to Bailing Out, but to leave or depart a situation and/or company after the peak has clearly passed, and the decline was through no fault of their own. Often with respect intact and pockets full of cash.
Shareholders: This pandemic has devastated the airline industry, will you continue on as CEO?
Calin: I will retire in February
Employees: Oh I see.. Calin' Out..
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Crispy: I'll have another pint of the Brickworks Cider, My Good Sir ..
Bartender: I'm sorry, our keg just ran out.
Crispy: Nevermind, I'm Calin' Out..
Calin: I will retire in February
Employees: Oh I see.. Calin' Out..
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Crispy: I'll have another pint of the Brickworks Cider, My Good Sir ..
Bartender: I'm sorry, our keg just ran out.
Crispy: Nevermind, I'm Calin' Out..
by Normie38 October 18, 2020

Calin Obrian has the smallest penis in history. His penis is so small that you feel bad and say ''awww'' when you see it. Due to the size it accumulates an enormous amount of dick cheese smelling like stinky moldy feet. Calin struggles to understand english and because of this he pulls disgustedly ugly girls with his girlfriend being the exception.
I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
Person 1: Omg did you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
by loyalBBplayz December 1, 2022

by anonymous November 21, 2021
