Skip to main content

Caddywamp

When one receives a blow job while sitting on the couch watching ESPN's top ten plays while simultaneously eating Buffalo Wild Wings covered in Buffalo Wild Wing's own Blazin' sauce, after driving to pick up the wings in his own Cadillac. Hence the prefix, "Caddy". (Note- The one receiving the "Caddywamp" HAS to be sweating from eating the wings, as to add to the love/hate relationship of recievig a cadywamp. Also, the number of wings has to be no less than six but no more than 24. To ensure that the blowjob does not last too long and the blowjobee (one giving the blowjob) does not tire out the jaw muscles so they to will be able to enjoy the delicious and delectable Buffalo Wild Wings)
Dude! Last night i got myself a caddywamp from the chick next door! But im still not sure if i loved it, or hated it.
by just a bro January 1, 2010
mugGet the Caddywamp mug.

Caddywhumpus

Improper or incorrectly done, not being of sound mind, having to or doing with something not quite right.
The wheels on my motorcycle were all Caddywhumpus after I jumped over Snake Canyon. (:
by David Lyons July 20, 2006
mugGet the Caddywhumpus mug.

Caddywompur

This is a slight variation and more athletic version of the Eiffel Tower (a sexual position between two men and one woman, upon which the woman gets on all fours and allows both men to insert their penises in her from opposite sides. They will then clap hands above her in fits of joy, forming what uncannily appears to be the Eiffel Tower in Paris).

However, the Caddywompur involves a scaled down volleyball net and a ball that must be referred to as "Ball". The three participants must proceed with standard Eiffel Towering procedure. Although, the girl must strap the net to her back, erecting a level playing field for the opposing men. Upon insertion of both male genitalia, the game begins. Instead of the presumed clap above the female, the men will indulge in a friendly, yet competitive game of volleyball while thrusting into their respective orifice. If a penis slips out during play, that player loses a point. Matches are held to 12 points.
Holy hell, that was a fun camping trip. Too bad we only Eiffel Towered her. Next time we should bring some poles, a net, and a ball so we can full on Caddywompur.
by johnnyringo November 29, 2010
mugGet the Caddywompur mug.

caddywhompus

My house is too caddywhompus to have company right now.
by Doctor M.D. January 12, 2009
mugGet the caddywhompus mug.

Caddywhompus

A sick two piece band from the South.

The colloquialism “caddywhompus” is defined by such adjectives as “uneven,” “crooked” and “out of whack”—a list which could, in some instances, allude to the mind-bending sounds of the experimental noise-pop band who bears said name but whom can otherwise be described thus: spot on. Quasi-fraternal twins Sean Hart (drums) and Chris Rehm (guitar/vocals) have been playing music together since their middle school days, establishing their most serious project to date in September of 2008. With a daunting assortment of amplifiers and effects-pedal tweakery, the duo executes its incredibly loud and at times nearly overwhelming sets with an impeccable musicianship and live presence. Song structures alternate between sweet psychedelic indie ballads to the most intense, ear-splitting of noise-driven crescendos. Showcasing such raw emotion everywhere from cramped basements to the swankest of clubs, delivering sonic rapture to both veteran punks and seasoned hipsters alike.

Maze Demos (EP) 2012
The Weight (EP) 2011
Remainder (EP) 2010
EPs (LP) 2009

Applethauth (Single) 2010

Shit’s dope.
Friend: Yo did you catch Caddy's set at Fitz?

Me: Yeah man it was fucking great

Friend: Shiiiit

Me: Caddywhompus :')
by Womp December 11, 2012
mugGet the Caddywhompus mug.

caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.
"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"
by Brandon November 17, 2004
mugGet the caddywhompus mug.

Caddywomp

1. To be off kilter or off balance
2. Not fitting squarely in a box. Often used in construction terms.
With these amateur workers, the building is bound to be caddywomped.
by John Logan February 23, 2008
mugGet the Caddywomp mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email