prima cacatus

Literally, "first defecation." The act of taking the first dump in a toilet since it was last cleaned, particularly at one's workplace or other public restroom. Prima cacatus typically results in a surprised sense of joy that no one else's ass has touched the seat that day.

Nothing makes me happier on a Monday morning than finding out I get prima cacatus in the men's room.

by IKE60 February 13, 2019

cacasus

Luxurious

Im looking cacasus

by Bianca Cereal March 31, 2017

Cacaness

Literally multiple piles of shit

Look at the cacaness that surrounds us

by M r. Nofuks July 24, 2023

cacanut

It means peanut in Spanish, but you you can also have a big or a small peanut 😘😉

I like to eat cacanuts and I like cacanuts in my mouth.

by Hammermaxx October 2, 2023

Caucanus

1. The tendency to believe you are above the repercussions of your actions while blaming others for said actions.
2. Pretending innocence while being an asshole about it.

1. Skeeter tried to touch my hair again. He knows I don't like that. What a caucanus!
2. You're being a caucanus. You know that wasn't cool and you're acting like you didn't do anything.

by JermSama June 17, 2025