Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021

Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

head of cabbage

*This term is strictly used within the context of Science Olympiad, a science competition in US.

In case of the most severe scheduling conflicts at competitions, a builder would have to replace an academic backup in a one-person event to form a two-man team to represent the school. The builder, who usually has less than enough knowledge to qualify for the event, is called the head of cabbage.

-- He can't play.
-- I'll be the head of cabbage then.

by Internet101 January 12, 2006

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

cababage head

teacher who shaves her stench trench and scratches her meat wallet during class.

did you see that cababage head yeaterday.

by lumocus July 18, 2010