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Byker Grove

Byker Grove is some sort of soap opera that had been run on BBC for a number of years. Set in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, the geordies have a good laugh, and also share bad times, with numerous people being killed on railway tracks or in fires in 'the Grove' which happen far too often to be actually true.
'Bradley, are you going down the Grove?'

'No, I've got to buy lottery tickets for my gran'
by MikeS December 5, 2004
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Byker Grove

A BBC TV show where a fat geordie called Bradley tries different money making schemes every episode. His smart ideas however always end up burning down the grove or killing someone.
Yo Bradley, you comin down to the grove, man?!

Bradley tried to make money from creating his own tanning studio but gave 10 people skin cancer.
by Jonny3k December 5, 2004
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Byker Grove

BBC TV show, written about a particularly rough area of Newcastle Upon Tyne in England, but actually filmed in a far less rough area, as the realy Byker is a shithole (for lack of a better word) Has massively exxagerated storylines and not enough crime or underage drinking and pregnancy to be a real depiction of Newcastle, looking through a rough area with rose tinted glasses, or just talking complete and utter shit
saying Chicago is safer place to live than a small town with absolutely no crime is Byker Grove-ing it
by F1n July 17, 2006
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Byker

A place full of pussys to scared to fight lightest area in Newcastle want to mess with they are all soft t
Byker pussy boys
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BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.
Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live
by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011
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