cap banners

A failed attempt by a pathetic Napoleonic little man to overthrow the capflag empire because he thought he possessed omnipotent power.

Al Bennati thought that by obtaining the cap banners url he would hold the capflag empire captive and under his control. Obviously dementia had set in early and they took him away on the short bus shortly thereafter!

by IAM Watching You June 19, 2010

THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.

Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.

by footskate90 January 8, 2008

Banned Camp

Used in online forums to denote where one goes when they are banned. A pun on 'band camp'.

op: ask a guy who just got back from banned camp anything
mod who banned him: You must like it there, you have gone again! (bans him)

by j4mi3 February 2, 2012

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

banner ads

Annoying ads that appear at the top of your screen. Lately, people have discovered even more ways to annoy you, by adding audio to some ads. The most annoying ad ofcourse are the "Shoot (whatever) to win a prize!" ads.

Man, those shooting banner ads make me want to take a crowbar to my own skull.

by Poopsy July 7, 2003

Bannerfucked

An extreme feeling of frustration and self-pity during and around class registration at The College of William and Mary. Banner, the online registration site, will fuck your life by prohibiting you from registering for classes, filling GERs, and graduating on time. Tears, curse words, and ferocious bagel-eating will inevitably result as you realize that your hopes and dreams have been reduced to academic shit.

FUCK I've been bannerfucked again! Adventure Games is full!

by Skylark2 November 2, 2011

cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!

Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month

by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014