seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Thot Beat

Any type of music that allows anyone to easily find a beat and dance sexually, usually with rap music. E.G. Twerk, booty shake, grind.

Tracey's boyfriend wanted her to twerk, so she threw on some Thot Beat music, Throw Sum Mo by Rae Sremmurd.

by scooter92011 April 12, 2015

Bandit Beater

A term originating from (and almost exclusively used on) Roblox used to describe low effort RPG games with repetitive gameplay, uninteresting combat, and little absolute 0 replay value. If the game is a Bandit Beater there is also a solid chance it's also a Cash grab.

"Person 1: So how is that new game that dropped like?"

"Person 2: 30 minutes in and the only thing I've been doing is punching stupid NPC's that don't even block."

"Person 1: Oh wow, yet another Bandit Beater."

by ASomewhatRealPerson January 29, 2022

Beat the dunnies down

Meaning is hittin it from behind and clappin them cheeks. Gets its name for resembling sand dunes, hence you beat the dunnies down.

Splez: Ayo treesh lemme beat the dunnies down!!!

Treesh: Okay daddy you can get all the ass you want...

Splez: Ight bet. Uh Huhh Huhhh

by Cex Offender April 13, 2021

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

by Chesty J December 1, 2014

ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

by miguel666 January 2, 2014

But can he beat Goku tho?

This can be used to invalidate anything that someone says about another anime character

Steve: Bro Naruto is so strong like he can-
Me: But can he beat Goku tho?
Steve: *explodes*

by I am the real dictionary man May 29, 2021