buttsperiment

Having anal sex with another man in college while identifying as straight.

"Come on, bro, don't you want to buttsperiment?"

"Dude, it's not gay - it's just a buttsperiment."

by deiXmachinis October 14, 2009

buttstraw

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.

"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"

by yermum69 March 8, 2015

buttstories

No one really knows what it is. It might just the kewlest hangout in irc. It was started out by Pendulum and Admiralscotchtape.

Join us if you have a buttstories foo!/

by buttstories November 11, 2006

buttstroke

the action of hitting someone very hard in the face, gut, genitalia or other highly sensitive area (typically gender specific) with the butt of a rifle, shotgun, pistol or other firearm with a designated "butt".

"dude, the Russians abducted me and buttstroked me for hours, it hurt like hell"

by CadKel07 May 22, 2008

bettster

A really cute guy who goes to my school!!!

also defined as Betts

I will always love bettster!

by I can't say or he'll know May 11, 2004

buttstein

Pejorative used as a retort against people who mock your intelligence by sarcastically calling you Einstein.

May also be used as a general term for someone being an idiot, along with asshat and fucktard

"Good job, Einstein"
"Shut up, you're a buttstein"

by alyssa April 4, 2005

buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

by Niggadicks November 11, 2006