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Buttscrounger

A particularly lowly form of Tramp life, one who scours the ground outside public houses looking for pre-smoked fag ends in the hopes of getting a free dose of herpes to go with their emphysema.
"Jesus will you look at that minging buttscrounger over there? reminds me of Jono!"
by Andy K47 April 1, 2008
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buttscusting

Anything disgusting that has to do with the butt.
It is so buttscusting when heavy people insist on wear g-string bikinis.
Someone moons you. You loudly say, your buttscusting!
Smelly farts buttscusting !
by Myne Tushar July 14, 2014
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Bootscoot

Bootscoot- The term Bootscoot refers to a fast escape, often performed as rag time is played.
Or a quick shuffling style of dance, performed by a drunk father.
Also any style of nonsensical expression of movement whilst donning any caliber of foot covering that has 15 or more eyelits. Such as tap dancing while wearing steel toed boots
Joejack's father bootscooted for hours against Jimmydan's father and neither were victor.
My husband bootscooted when I asked him to pay the electric bill.
by Jothewaiter February 28, 2011
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Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.
At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!
by Stadium seller April 15, 2009
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Butt Scoot

When a dog drags in butt along a carpeted surface. Usually when the dog has worms.

Also referred to as "the scoots"

Repeated instances of this have been known to cause canine companions to be referred to as "Scoots", "El Scootarino" or "Scoots, the poop-shoot scootin' wonder dog"
I swear to god if your stupid dog does the butt scoot one more time on our freshly cleaned carpet, your mother and I are getting a divorce!
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
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Butterscootcher

During sexual activity, opening a jar of butterscotch and pouring it on the partners genitals and buttholes while contining to have sex and using the butterscotch as lube.
Oh yeah! Lets do Butterscootcher! Oh Yeah!
by R J Fabes January 15, 2013
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buttscooter

A buttscooter is a broad term used to describe anyone you think deserves the name. Whether someone is just being annoying or a total dumbass. Buttscooter is the perfect terminology that encompass all aspects of an insult.
Example 1:
Megan: "is cheez-it one word or two??"
Kaitlyn: "Megan, stop being such a buttscooter"
by K_cause December 3, 2017
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