buttplug

slang for 'lawyer' or 'advocate'
"I'm off to get a 400 dollar buttplug for my case."
by Drum May 31, 2007
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verb)
to plug up the anal cavity

noun)
SOMETHING YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Grandmother uses a buttplug at night because she says "Gramps isn't cutting it."
by Brandon Spankins June 25, 2006
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A large wooden dowel inserterd into the anus. Produced mainly in the 18th century. Some were as large as 12" around. Ouch!!!!!!1
Waiteth whilst i insert mine buttplug into thy anus whench!!!!!!
by know the toe September 20, 2003
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Buttplug:
Colloquialism for USB Flash Drive.

"Buttplug" is more fun, easier to say, and pleasantly irreverent compared to terms like "thumb drive", "flash drive", "jump drive", or "USB drive". It's shape, colours, optional tassels, and method of use is casually reminiscent of the term's literal namesake.

This new application of the term "buttplug" was coined by the members of an environmental non-profit on Haida Gwaii, Canada and its use has spread among professionals on island, and has also taken root in the University of Victoria, Canada geography labs, presumably through a professional contact. Its use locally is so widespread as to warrant nary a raised eyebrow, except with new-comers.
"Can I borrow your buttplug to copy some photos to my laptop?"

"You can insert your buttplug only if it doesn't have any viruses on it."

True Story: While at a meeting with provincial government representatives, a local professional was accessing files on his USB drive, resulting in the LCD projection screen to announce to the crowd of collected people "Inserting Buttplug"; a variety of grins, grimaces, and quizzical looks resulted.
by Crash II January 09, 2009
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A buttplug is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
That buttplug caused me considerable discomfort until I was finally able to pass it.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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A term used for the driver who is stopped at a red light in the right hand lane, but is not taking the unprotected right turn. In turn, the driver prevents other people from taking the right turn. Since this person is stopping the "shit" from flowing, he is a buttplug.
Jack was only late to work because of the buttplug not turning in front of him.
by Vivemis March 10, 2009
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he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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