Butt Pirates

Little Pirrates that live in your ass and cause dingle berries

Butt Pirates are found in the Bahammas
ARRRR, shitzs ahoy toilet paper ahead

by Keebles September 28, 2005

Buttpirate

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just for pure enjoyment.

-another definition is always brown nosing and sucking up

Samantha Gill is a Buttpirate

by mschmitty7717 April 11, 2011

Butt Pirates

noun: guys who display their lean tight-clothes wearin' physique in a manner most displeasing to straight males.

"By jove, methinks Ricky Martin and Ben Affleck quite the duo butt pirate extreme... Ah, the girlie muhfuggas.."

by LB the Last Dragon April 5, 2003

Buttpirate

Somone who raids people's assholes to take their butthair and use it for sick purposes, such as fake mustaches.

He keeps talking about people's butthair, I think Bob is a closet buttpirate.

by Arctic Wasp May 2, 2008

buttpirate

1. (verb) To constantly 'brown-nosing', or kissing the ass of another to the point of annoyance.

2. (noun) Someone who constantly brown-noses or kisses the ass of another to the point of annoyance

2. (adj) A derogatory slang term for a homosexual.

1. I wish he'd quit buttpirating me. He's so not going to get the promotion.

2. He's such a buttpirate. That's half the reason I wont' share the money with him.

3. What a buttpirate. I hope he doesn't make any moves on any guys in front of me.

by Meghan January 5, 2004

butt pirates

People who love butts.

She is such a butt pirate.
People who love booty.
Get that want that pirate booty.

butt pirates

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

buttpirate

An Unusually Gay Operative found in sales.

That guy who asked for the interactive pop up ad was a real Butt Pirate.

by Dr. Beefinger October 17, 2003