buttmunch

1: A person who is very annoying or mean.
2: A person that always messes things up.

Dude, he's a buttmunch!

by Beas T. Lee June 13, 2008

buttmunch

A dumb ass person who has nothing better to do than to munch ass all day. (i.e. loser)

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003

buttmunch

A person who enjoys chewing on asses for a living. The unsuspecting victim will end up with a sore ass full of teeth marks. Usually they will consume the shit of their unsuspecting prey.

"The buttmunch is coming to munch on you butt!"

Buttmunch: "Mmmm...I loves them asses!"

by Notta butmuncher November 14, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who tosses the proverbial salad

Monkey boy is such a buttmunch, no-one likes a buttmunch.

by Lifestyles of the rich and famous March 24, 2003

buttmunch

sum bitch that likes to piss people off. favorite hobby is annoying people. looks down on people even if they're tall. teehee.

"ohhhhmygawwwdd she is SUCH a buttmunch - she stole my boyfriend..."

by princesssparkle February 18, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who likes to munch the butt. I.E. Ashley.

OK, buttmunch.

by andrea January 26, 2003