Butt-huff

To forcibly cough into ones anus.

That ho was owning my asshole with an awesome rim job, when she started coughing into my ass, she had aids and was about ready to die from a simple cold, and she told me that wasa butt-huff.

by Sexual Debutante August 19, 2008

Buttmuff

Affectionately refers to the national forest or jungle of hair protecting the dark canyon of anal bliss, the shield to the turdcutter if you may. This thick mane which sprouts from thine crack makes it necessary to use a TurboJet 9000 to clear out butt butter and Klingons.

As I raised my feet toward the heavens and spread my cheeks for my boyfriend, I could feel my buttmuff wafting in the breeze like a field of barley.

by HawkMech81 December 19, 2020

Buttbuffer

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.

Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."

by titbanger007 July 25, 2011

buttmuffins

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

by jd_haze February 15, 2009

buttmuffin

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

buttmuffin

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010