buttwonder

someone who is always talking out of their ass, making no sense to the people around him/her. A person who could be either funny, or very annoying.

the new boss at work is a complete buttwonder.

by wonder_woman January 5, 2009

budtender

The job of working with customers at a marijuana dispensary because it was the only job you were qualified for after being fired from the Apple Genius Bar.

The budtender was able to answer all my questions about over-priced marijuana that comes in a new strain every 6 months and costs 20% more with no discernible difference on consumption.

by DodgerCol November 23, 2020

Muttgender

A gender coined by a neurodivergent person. This is exclusively for nd people.

Someone who is muttgender identifies and/or is connected to the species/animals due to neurodivergency

"Alex is muttgender."
"LMAO SO HE IDENTIFIES AS A DOG??? CRINGE!!!"
"They personally identify and feel connected to the species, not that they identify as a dog. maybe research towards what being non-binary is."

by ThatNonBee November 1, 2020

buttweeder

A cosmetician who specializes in completely removing hair from the pubic and butt-crack region, also known as performing a brazilian wax.

Susie prepared for her hot date with a manicure and a visit to the buttweeder.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

Budtender

A Barista that can't pass a drug test.

Someone that works at a medical marijuana store selling buds

"He's too retarded to get a job, so he works as a Budtender"

by OC Stoner April 7, 2010

buttheadery

The typical behavior of buttheads, one who is just like an asshole or an idiot.

Don’t get into my house. There is some buttheadery going on with those fucking kids.

by pornuser July 3, 2018

buttunders

The muscles under your butt and at the top of the legs.

I worked out my buttunders at the gym.

by ShellPT June 24, 2019