buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

butthuff

the act of inhaling ones gas directly from their asshole causing the inhaling party to get "high"

hey i when i was licking her pussy, i started on her asshole, i wetted my thumb with my mouth, then stuck my thumb in her asshole, she farted, and i butthuffed it

by butthuffer anonymous July 1, 2002

buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

ButtStuff

Buttsex

Man... I really wanna do some buttstuff with her.

by ChickenPermission March 22, 2017

bumfluff

light downy growth of adolescent facial hair; also written bum-fluff or bum fluff

used as an insult, mainly in britain

"Oh listen to me, you antipodean fleck of bumfluff!"

-- House talking with Chase in the Season 2 bloopers of "House M.D."

by House's 2nd Best Friend January 21, 2009

Buttflump

To suddenly realise you aren't gay during anal sex becoming flaccid before withdrawal

"my boyfriend was watching a megan fox movie befoe we had sex and ended up buttflumping me"

by Blastoise77 September 8, 2011

buttmuffin

The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.

The term "buttmuffin" may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or "sweet", asses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.

Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze.

by Suki-M January 6, 2009