buttermilk buddies

The third level of friendship between 2 friends;
At this level they can eat Jack in the Box buttermilk sausage sandwiches with eachother, without the need of presence by any other, usual tag-a-longs.

• level 1: becoming friends; usually through other friends
• level 2: when one friend is able to sit shotty during the absence of the other's boo
• level 3: (see above)

CAITLIN: we've never had lunch together, just the 2 of us
CONNOR: Let's eat buttermilk sausage sandwiches!
CAITLIN: This is a new step on the ladder of our friendship
CONNOR: yes. me and you are now buttermilk buddies...it's the third level of friendship.

by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.

Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!

by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016

Butterball Effect

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.

At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009

Makes My Ass Crave Buttermilk

The reaction your ass has when someone does something so amazingly retarded and annoying you don't know what to do with your self.

Damn, Johnny was supposed clean the bathroom floor but all he did was smear the shit around! That makes my ass crave buttermilk!

by thefozinator October 29, 2011

Buttersalt

The stuff that you lick off of the inside of a popcorn bag when all of the popcorn is gone.

The popcorn's all gone. Who wants the buttersalt?

by Apollo Justice March 22, 2009

Buttermilk Pancake Stack

A buttermilk pancake stack is when you have sex with a tan fat chick who sweats (representing pancakes because of the rolls and the syrup). When you are reaching the climax, you must pull out and bust your load on top representing the butter.

I had a buttermilk pancake stack at that girl's house, and it got sticky.

by Jariri February 18, 2010