Cum Butter
Cum Butter by Aphrodite_Eve October 29, 2025
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Cum Butler
A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
Cum Butler by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
Cum Buster
The first piss you take after masturbating. This often results in a spray of piss coming out of your dick.
Guy 1: Dude! Why is there piss all over the wall?!
Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.
Guy 1: OK then.
Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.
Guy 1: OK then.
Cum Buster by mrpopo123 October 3, 2010
Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?
A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*
Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum. by spenshar October 6, 2021
cum-buster supreme
when 2 people engage in sexual intercourse in a Taco Bell parkinglot while eating a Crunchwrap supreme and uses the crunchwrap to ejaculate on or to clean up the mess.
Sal: "Hey wanna bang in my truck in the Taco Bell parking lot?"
Rachel: "Oh for sure, you know how much of a slam hog I am"
Sal: "I don't have a condom so let me hit raw and ill just blow a cum-buster supreme onto my crunchwrap, you can eat it after if you want..."
Racehl: "Hells yea! i love cum, and crunchwraps!"
Rachel: "Oh for sure, you know how much of a slam hog I am"
Sal: "I don't have a condom so let me hit raw and ill just blow a cum-buster supreme onto my crunchwrap, you can eat it after if you want..."
Racehl: "Hells yea! i love cum, and crunchwraps!"
cum-buster supreme by calaburrito December 16, 2009
Reese's CumNut Butter Cup
The act of taking a spoonful of peanut butter and nutella and shoving it in a girl's vagina, then eating it out.
guy 1: Hey man how was that date last night?
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.
guy 2: Great, I gave the girl a Reese's CumNut Butter Cup and it was amazing.
Reese's CumNut Butter Cup by phil9617 October 19, 2013
Buttercuck
A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.
Buttercuck by Whazzuu June 28, 2019