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Snotty buttcheese

Something that comes out of the belly button at 5:26 pm on August 19 and it smells like wet farts or Dangmattsmith and tastes like 38 year old butter
You smell like Snotty buttcheese! This tastes like snotty buttcheese.
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bulgarian buttcheese

When you are having sex with a girl and you leave your cum on her ass overnight until it hardens and then u scrap it off and u got some delicious cheese fit for any topping
I left some bulgarian buttcheese on my partner last night
by Sean Harrison June 15, 2007
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Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.
Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
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buttcheek on a stick

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.
Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
by maiapond June 20, 2016
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Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”
by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019
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buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.
i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)
by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013
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buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase
"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby
by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016
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