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buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
by drmaestas March 8, 2010
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When one of your Facebook friends randomly posts "What's on your mind?" as their status. That happens to be the default comment when you share a comment.
Guilty Party: What's on your mind?
Confused Friend 1: Neil Diamond
Confused Friend 2: Happy Anniversary!
Confused Friend 3: More cowbell?
Guilty Party: I think I just pocket Facebooked
You: Dude, sounds more like you Buttbooked us
by trickyrixx June 12, 2011
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Buttboobs

When your cleavage looks significantly more like your rear.

Most commonly seen in pictures of large girls who try to take pictures of themselves for their Myspaces.
Dude, I just saw this girl with buttboobs!
by Maggie Maric April 23, 2010
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Buttboobing

A type of anal sex where the breast is inserted into the anus.

Way hotter than ordinary anal.
Guy1: D00D SHE TTLY BUTTBOOBED ME. IT WUZ HAWT!!!11!
Guy2: I JUST CAME! I AM SO BUTTBOOBING WITH MY GF TOMORROW!
by HiHi Kappa Titans September 26, 2008
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by your mom September 3, 2003
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buttbooking

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.
A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry
by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010
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