butt-bagged

When you stick your butt in someones face(usually while they are laying down)and jiggle it. The butt-bagged process isn't complete until you fart in the persons face. It is also recommended that you take the person by surprise to not risk any unwanted injuries.

I just butt-bagged lerroy for 5 minutes but regretted it because he chopped by dick off.

by discus4life April 13, 2011

butt cheek baggage

When a girl is wearing short shorts and her butt is hanging out of the bottom

Look at a waitress at hotshots. She definitely had butt cheek baggage!

by mattaubi March 22, 2015

buttbag

It's a bag of butts!

or

A stupid, obnoxious, or otherwise contemptable person.

That guy just cut the line! What a buttbag!

by Tbomb December 7, 2006

buttbagging

1) The insertion of a nutsack into the anus. Possibly getting poo particles on the sack.
2) The repetitive insertion of a nutsack into the anus. Poo particles guaranteed.
3) Leads to bools (see bools)

1) That chick just got buttbagged by some manwhore.
2) After being buttbagged, Romeo's asshole was sore, and Josh had poo on his dick.
3) Brad's dick was all bools after he buttbagged Wendy.
4) You're a buttbag.
5) Stop buttbagging my mom!
6) *Ahem* Buttbag. That is all.

by Corporal Bools September 17, 2013

Buttbag

A renaissance man/woman of horrible things. A Buttbag is a person who is part attention whore, part pretentious hipster, part fake yuppie, part drama queen, part conceited douche and part self-righteous asshole. Perfect examples are: Kanye West, Tom Brady, Christina Aguilera. A great fictional example is Sarah Marshall from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.

Did you see Aunt Jane's daily Facebook posts about how she's in mourning for her dying father....but according to her he's been dying for 15 years AND she threw in something about being a great caregiver and how everyone else is a horrible person. Man she's such a Buttbag.

by Kniggit September 5, 2016

buttbagel

An abnormaly developed anal sphincter in state of contraction

That's the nicest buttbagel I've seen since yesterday

by yidele January 17, 2003

Buttbag

Polite way of saying "assbag", in case there are kids around.

Randy, why are you being such a buttbag?

by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011