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buttface walrus

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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beluga buttface

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga
"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"
by The Replicator December 20, 2014
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buttface

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)
He is such a buttface; I love him.(:
by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007
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buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings.
matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo
by Molly, Steven, and Sam November 23, 2007
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buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."
by Kackling December 28, 2009
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Buttfacebook

An idea for a new web site
Someone should create the sister site to Facebook for those of us with the extreme sense of humor & call it Buttfacebook
by tammalyn August 14, 2010
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Buttfacemcgoobergober

An insut to people with big and small butts
you are a buttfacemcgoobergober
by ohbrickwall April 7, 2022
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