A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.
When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.
by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017
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Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.
Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.
by mcdede August 11, 2008
Get the bureaucratic void mug.To be euthanized, or commit euthanasia via the use of bureaucratic mechanisms. Stalling lifesaving measures to the point of death using bureaucracy.
My mother’s healthcare system killed her using bureaucratic euthanasia by having her get shuffled around so many different specialists and tests that she eventually drop dead before getting any real treatment.
by Johnplarany July 25, 2022
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I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.
Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.
Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.
by JerMead July 24, 2018
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by anonymous July 11, 2023
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The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".
by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020
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I reported a map that was 180 degrees wrong to the said authorities, instead of turning it around it was removed and a new map was installed 135 degrees wrong, as an example of bureaucratic sodomy. My attempt to address this resulted in an email claiming the new map was to better inform people and the original map was still in place, basically implying I was off my medication, as an example of further bureaucratic sodomy.
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