Chris Bumstead

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.

“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”

by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

Bumstead

Someone who is unable to get an erection even with the use of viagra.

a: I was with my girlfriend and we had a little problem.

b: What man did you have a bumstead

by Dmanreality May 29, 2009

bumpster

a dumpster that has been flipped over for a bum to live in.

joe : "its not a dumpster its a bumpster"

by justin m sumthing June 9, 2007

A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich

When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!

"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"

by JimmysGay February 4, 2010

Umpstead

Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty.

I met this girl on myspace and she is smokin', but she's probably an umpstead.

by mister e. you sir February 19, 2009

bumstead

A bumstead is commonly used to describe a persons anal passage. In which numberous little gay fellas would poke around leaving thick white deposits, usually as a sign that the bumstead is the property of that little gay fella.

That is my bumstead look at the white ooze.

by yesthatsnathan June 19, 2007