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bumhole bludgeoner

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
by Paulio2008 May 22, 2008
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Bumhole love

When one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones bumhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the rectum using a swirling and figure of eight motion. Tip! Suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
My friend Liv gave me a bit of bumhole love
by Suckmyass69 September 11, 2014
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poopy bumhole

It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
Definition:poopy bumhole means a arse hole covered in shit
It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
by Poopy bumhole April 4, 2020
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Double Decker Bumhole

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.
“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”
by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020
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Bumhole

A stupid person ,the anus. Another way to call someone a arsehole,Asshole
''You stupid bumhole!''
by sweet jesus May 10, 2006
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bumhole engineer

by jesus June 25, 2003
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Bumhole Gallery

Bumhole Gallery, is a tribute to goatse, where people send in pictures of their rim, each picture can be rated to see who has the best rim.

Drew is the Original founder of Bumhole Gallery, as a young boy he was obsessed with bumholes, so he decided to make this site so he could see as many rims as he liked.

After years on maintaining the website, Drew Nightingale had to quit, because he became a major internet celebrity, this is when Joe became the new webmaster of Bumhole Gallery, Joe is also the sites biggest contributor, he loves the rim.
"Get yow arse on bumhole gallery"
"Ugh.."
by Dead Children July 28, 2008
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