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bumfuzzled

I was bumfuzzled today in math class.
by jman1072 September 20, 2010
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Bumfuzzled

When a person does something so idiotic that you cannot even grasp the concept of how f'ed up it was.

Example:

When a Police Officer stops a vehicle and a subject runs from the vehicle into the woods. The said Police Officer stops another vehicle with a subject matching the exact same description who is sweating his ass off and breathing heavily. Put him in handcuffs, found green leaves in the floor board and seat of the vehicle matching leaves found in the same area the subject fled from. And the nephew told Officers the subject ran up to his residence found in the same area asking to use his car..... BUT LET THE GUY GO!!!!
What the hell was he thinking? I'm just.... BUMFUZZLED!
by TX-5OH July 2, 2011
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bumfuckled

Did u see what that guy just did, it bumfuckled the he'll out of me
by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018
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Bumfugly

Someone who ugly beyond description. A Combination of butters and fucking ugly
Look at her! she's bumfugly
by taylor23 July 15, 2009
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bumfuzzled

slightly penetrated in the buttocks during sexual intercourse.
Adrianna was bumfuzzled after her date with greg
by xtypi September 10, 2010
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Bumfuckled

When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga

Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...

He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
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chitty chitty bumfucked

Drinking enough beer to kill small horse.
Brandon was chitty chitty bumfucked at the supermarket last week.
by Paco de los coocarochos April 26, 2013
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