Bullocked

Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)

guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.

by freespin66 November 24, 2013

bullocked

Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.

Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!

by docsdeb May 5, 2010

Bullock

A derogatory term used to call gays that perform anal sex in a hard fashion. The term comes from the word Bull as in ramming their horn.

I don't like to mess with him because he is such a Bullock in bed

by Dr. Jo Jack March 17, 2011

The Bullock

The sexual act of having a pistol inserted in the anus while shit is smeared on your lips.

"Hey Jerry, did you see that Jesse James sex tape?!" asked Andrew.
"Yeah, he gave that bitch The Bullock!!" replied Jerry.

by Bongblitz602 April 28, 2010

Dirty Bullocks

The act of ejaculating on a food item (typically a burrito) and throwing it at your friends car.

After a night of partying, someone gave Greg a Dirty Bullocks

by troy horrowitz May 11, 2012

Sandra Bullock

An extremely hot actress the age of 41, who starred in movies like Speed (1994) and Miss Congeniality (2001)

Sandra Bullock scores a comic success!

by Lexiloo June 18, 2006

Sandra Bullock

A drop dead gorgeous actress born in Virginia whose first movie was in 1987 and has continued to make entertaining timeless movies for over 20 years!

See also: extremely hot bod, hilarious woman, classy, and sexy.

Have you seen 'The Proposal' yet? Man Sandra Bullock is sexy!!...and I'm a straight woman!

by EnEmEs June 27, 2009