bedtime bowl

To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.

"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".

by manhit66 January 8, 2009

Normal bedtime

Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.

Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*

by thechosenone234 April 1, 2020

bedtime

verb-A couple's favorite part of the honeymoon

Fred: How was the honeymoon?
Ted: Good, we had a lot of bedtime ;)

by Dah Boss February 3, 2010

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

bedtimer

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.

"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

bedtime

When an individual is ordered to go to their room, turn off the lights, and pretend to sleep. But most of the time, pretending to sleep results in real sleep.

Bob: My bedtime is 6:30 p.m.
Joe: My bedtime is 6:00 p.m. Lucky.

by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

bedtime

anytime your eyes are burning after 12am.

You: I think it's enough BF playing for now, my eyes are burning =/
Friend: Well, it is 5am.. Guess its bedtime then...
You: Yes, gdnite :)
Friend: nighty

by w00dy January 16, 2005