Marine biologist

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob

“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

by Azovbatallionisbasedaf December 12, 2022

BULBOLOGIST

A techincian that has many years of experience in replacing automotive light bulbs.

The customer brought their car in because it wouldnt run. John the bulbologist checked and replaced multiple light bulbs on the vehicle, yet it still did not run.

by uhave2bkidding September 3, 2010

bæologist

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)

Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer

by adawg March 14, 2015

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 6, 2005

Bundaologist

An individual who studies female and or male bunda (mainly female). these gents study the bunda, measure the bunda and if they play there cards right touch the bunda

Person1: raah i think Jonathan is a pervert

Person2: nah lad he is a bundaologist

by Epicfornitere69 February 19, 2021

fuck-boyologist

The definition of a Fuck-Boy Mastery. Unto which a male has mastered the art of fucking a woman over. To which a woman will cal him "Fuckboy!"

When he graduated with his masters degree in fuck-boyologist

by Chiefhellbound December 20, 2017

Thanos Chin Biologist

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.

“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

by Themamo13 April 24, 2022