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James Buchanan

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!
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Dirty Buchanan

whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's
Brazil was great until my douchbag friend gave me a Dirty Buchanan
by gay, homo, fag, asshole, DP August 12, 2009
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Buchon

Mexican drug cartel "soldier" wannabe.

They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup.

They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde.

They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse.

The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
"why did you invite your Buchon cousins?"
"buchon is the new Jersey Shore, but with natural brown skin"
by LatinChat February 15, 2015
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tanner buchanan

hes so sexy i love him so much

also watch cobra kai okay bye
tanner buchanan is swag and sexy
by ouuuswankyyy March 4, 2021
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Pat Buchanan

Politician, who wrote speeches for Nixon, Ford and Reagan. Some people would say he's a diehard conservative. He would say he's a traditional conservative. He thinks that the GOP has shifted from its original values. Had the nerve to quit the party. Doing this, he knew he would never have any chance to win a Presidential election.
Pat Buchanan is the only one who is faithful to his original ideas, and consistent in his speeches.
by Nicolas Dolisy December 28, 2005
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Pat Buchanan

Principled paleoconservative who supports smaller government and opposes interventionist wars. Would NOT shake George W. Bush's hand and say, "Great job." Once said to impeach Bush for not enforcing immigration laws. Would make a great President. Opposes outsourcing.
Pat Buchanan would deport the illegals, end our deficit spending, and get us out of Iraq if he were President.
by VinceSavage February 6, 2008
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josh buchanan

he’s a top notch quality gamer but very fat
hey is josh buchanan

he’s gonna eat u
by his step dad November 13, 2020
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