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He is a person that would treat a girl like the most important thing. He would never disappoint her and would do anything to make see her smile. Get yourself a Bruno, his kiss is one of the most wonderful things.
Damn I need to get me a Bruno!
Bruno by AlwaysSmilee May 27, 2017
The boyfriend you always wanted to have.

Dark-haired, smart and cuddly infosec nerd, he has a soft spot for cats and, well, he himself is the cutest of cats.
He especially likes kitties with an odd meow that wear a bib with a carrot. Like a kitten, he loves to interrupt whatever you're busy with — doing your makeup, cooking, getting dressed.

Curious and unruly, careless and cheeky.
Often he does not understand sarcasm. Genuine in his will to always do what he wants, and only the way he wants.
Moody and moony.
Will talk about infosec stuff with such a burning enthusiasm that he stumbles over his words.

A magnet that attracts positivity wherever you go: waiters smile, shop assistants are friendlier, cats approach.

Detached from reality, you can find him daydreaming and, as a result, he is always late for appointments and gets lost.
This, of course, only makes him cuter.

"Cute" and "wholesome" are the words to describe a Bruno.
If you know one, he surely loves pixel art, junk food and drinking Club Mate or Red Bull — also has a thing for all those sugary sodas with disgusting flavors.

Not the best ping-pong player, but the best CTF player.

I would burn empires for Bruno.
Bella: “How much do you like Bruno?”
V: “After I'm born again, I'm going to look for him. And when I do, I'll fall in love with him again.”

(Ti amo ♥️)
Bruno by 𓋬Regina𓋬 February 11, 2023
Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.
Dude, You remind me of Bruno
bruno by Sancho Desgracia August 6, 2007
He is very shy but in a cute way, he is tall, he loves his family so much, he is a good guy, he always makes plans at the last minute, he enjoys listening tu music and he will always be secretly in love with Valentina
Bruno is a simp over valentina
Bruno is in love with her but he won’t accept it.
Bruno is very shy
Bruno by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020
Austrian gay journalist portrayed by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (see Ali G, Borat). Hosts a fashion show and travels to such glamorous places as Arkansas and Alabama, cheerleading in American football games and making fun of fashion designers, hairstylists, et al. Appears on "Da Ali G Show".
Bruno recently visited a gun show in Arkansas where he asked why shooting is so popular among gay men.
Bruno by Natasha August 21, 2004
A Bad Ass; One who is unafraid to be regarded as bad
That kid over there is a Bruno
Bruno by Johnnieh January 10, 2008