A female with dark hair, who is way more hot, sexy, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous and beautiful than a blonde could ever be. Brunettes stand out and are generally more exotic and individualistic than blondes.
"Matt got off with a hot brunette yesterday!"
"Dude, I know! I'm totally jealous!"
by CandeeCane87 May 16, 2005
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Boys like blondes, MEN like brunettes.
Brunettes are 'mariage material'.
only 14 years old boys jerk off to blondes.
by ___random___ May 21, 2007
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The best way to be. Contrary to popular opinion, it is brunettes who have the most fun, not blondes, because we actually understand what's going on around us.
Wow, that girl is HOT man!! Toosh, buxom, looks AND she understands what I'm sayin'!
Yeah, whatcha expect? She's a brunette dude!
by 100%brunette February 13, 2004
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A woman with brown hair. Commonly mistaken to be more intelligent than a blonde, but uglier. Hair does not define personality or IQ. Blondes can be beautiful and intelligent (like Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson), and so can brunettes (Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Aishwarya Rai). Either way, it's a haircolor.

Oh, and no offense to the authors of the other definitions, but some of them seem very insecure, saying "Brunettes have more fun" and "Blondes suck". Same for the idiots who trash brunettes. Don't say crap like, "Guys prefer blondes", because many prefer brunettes, or redheads.

Either way, let's grow up people. Quit being shallow.
Idiot: Hey, that chick is a brunette! It must mean she's really smart!
Smart person: Actually, she's kind of dizty and rude. Haircolor doesn't define someone's personality or IQ.
by the.marionette November 6, 2007
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A female with brown hair
1. supposedly clever not true in all cases as i am thick yet a brunette.
2. each hair colour has hot people not look at angelina jolie HOT BRUNETTE
me: mmmm angelina jolie
dumbass: whose she
me: that sexy brunette from tomb raider
by ali-pop September 8, 2005
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Refering to a woman with dark brown or black hair, darker eyes, and usually dark complexion. Some people commonly label everyone with any shade of brown hair as "brunette", even though lighter shades of brown hair are anthropogically considered "blond(e)".
Many Spanish women are brunettes. Sarah is a brunette, she has dark hair.
by JMC3 May 16, 2006
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A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!
Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?
by leela May 19, 2007
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