Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

by Habsley November 18, 2019

Brompton Wanker

City workers with folding bikes (Brompton). The most annoying being the ones that decide to fold/unfold the bike on the train before they get on/of causing carriage congestion.

Fucking Brompton Wanker!

by CityDude October 30, 2017

Brompton bicycle

The Brompton is a popular British folding bicycle. The small folded size means it can be taken on most public transport, even at peak times, without a charge.

I gotta dip on my Brompton bicycle, yo.

by netw3rm January 6, 2006

sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat

Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.

by gurgleberg July 15, 2011

Brampton Thug

Usually a term used to describe wannabe gangsters residing in the suburb city of Brampton, Ontario, Canada. Brampton is a city where many rich people live with houses starting at $500,000 and is not considered a ghetto or a "hood" Many rich youngsters in this area are usually very confused about their life and try to follow a hood/ghetto lifestyle. These youngsters usually that act like "gangsters" or "gangstaz" are usually/mostly of South Asian, Caribbean and sometimes white descent and act like gangstas repping the city of Toronto even though they are not from there. Many of these kids drive their parents cars, get money from their parents and buy things that portray them as gangstaz. Real hood youngins from Toronto consider Brampton "gangstas" as waste youtes and wannabes. Brampton "gangstas" usually have a distinct look to them. Many of them have multiple piercings on ears, eyebrows, nose, lip, nipple. They also go to the spa and line their eyebrows up alongside with skinny or baggy jeans that are sagging, irrelevent gang tattoos on their skin. Haircuts can be anything with bangs. The Brampton gangsta usually starts fights or "beef" but are scared of real gangs in Toronto. The average wannabe "gangsta" teen from Brampton speaks distinct form of slang like this:

Brampton Brampton Thug #1: Yo bro lets go to bramalea mall guy heard theres mad girls ova there yo!
Brampton Brampton Thug #2: Na guy i chopped two bitches over there yo i got shanked n shit still by dat girl Hardeeps brothers and shit still

Brampton Brampton Thug #1: Fuck dawgg imma blood n shit yo *does ugly crip walk*

by rEALDUDE101 July 19, 2013

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

Broptional

The choice of wearing a bra

I went to Wayhome Music and the girls were broptional!

by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016