Richard Brooker is a man originally from England who moved to the United States in the early 80's. Needing a job, he answered an ad in Dramalogue magazine for the role of a large man in an un-named horror film (he is 6'3). He later discovered the role was that of psychopathic mama's boy/mass murderer Jason Voorhees, and the film was to be Friday the 13th: Part III. Since then, Brooker has starred in "Deathstalker", "Deep Sea Conspiracy", and was in an episode of "Trapper John, M.D.". Brooker now does mostly directing and TV production.
by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010
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Brookering is the art of say pulling a female on a weekend and giving her some stimulation but then not sealing the deal that night or on any subsequent occassion.
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Get the Brookers mug.A term used for a guy with a fetish for colostomy bags. A Rhys-Brooker'cino can be found lurking in the halls of nursing homes, hunting for the juiciest turd-bag he can find - once the perfect turd-bag is in his possession, he likes to find a quiet room, break open the bag with his teeth and pour the warm, sloppy turd juices in and around his mouth, swirling it around like he's at a wine tasting before spitting it out on the floor. A Rhys-Brooker'cino will then strip off naked and lay on his stomach the pool of backwashed turd slush, all while flapping his arms and legs around making turd-angels and humping the floor until he blows his hot load. He's not one to leave a mess though, a Rhys-Brooker'cino will lick up all remains from the floor before running into the the common room and cunt punching as many musty granny vag's as he can, all while screaming “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… The Three Amigos!”.
"Oh no, looks like a Rhys-Brooker'cino has stolen all the colostomy bags again, you can smell the shit a mile away! Can someone call the Doctor, there's 11 women here who have clearly been cunt punched and are in need of stitches" .
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Jeez bru did you guys see those brookers driving their Datsun 120 Y through Hatfield?
That brooker was rigging his fox t-shirt when he came up and tried to steal my wallet at Bowlers on Friday night.
There is no way I am going to Charara at New Years, it will be full of Brookers
That brooker was rigging his fox t-shirt when he came up and tried to steal my wallet at Bowlers on Friday night.
There is no way I am going to Charara at New Years, it will be full of Brookers
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Get the Brooker mug.Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
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